A man reported to police, “Some terrorists threaten to throw me out of the house.”
“That’s terrible,” said the cop. “Why do they want to throw you out of the house, sir?”
“They say that’s their house and do not want me to stay there.”
“Fair enough. How did you get there in the first place?” inquired the cop.
“I broke in by kicking open the door.”
“You’ve broken the law, sir,” the cop warned.
“I’m from the free world, I’m free to do whatever I want,” the man disputed.
“Well…” the cop became a bit uncertain and confused. “But, why can’t you just stay at your own home but have to break into other people’s houses?”
“I want to hold up justice by preventing the father from abusing his son with his home-made WMD.”
“So you’ve found the WMD?”
“Nope, no weapons over there, only a bag of washing powder.”
“But you have saved the son?”
“I’ve killed both the father and the son, just to make sure the father would never be able to impose authoritarian rule over his son, and the son’s human rights will never be taken away by anyone else.”